So here’s the deal.  You’re a hard working man who just put in 10 hours on the job then you come home to a wife complaining that your hands are too rough.  You just want to come home and get some sex but the wife always has something to complain about.  Well, how about trying this multitasking technique that can both get you off and help you have softer, smoother hands.

The next time you lube up your hand to jerk off, why no try using some nice Skin Care Products instead of your traditional baby oil or hair conditioner.  What’s going to happen is you’ll be lubing up your hands and cock with some quality ingredients that will help you to knock out two problems at once.  Problem one being you’re horny and your wife’s not giving it up anymore lately, and two, you’re hands (and maybe your penis too) are all dry and cracked which is turning your wife off and possibly that new secretary at work you’ve been eyeballing up.

Take it from me, one of the first things women look at one a man is his hands (presumably to look for a wedding ring, what kind of watch he’s wearing, and if he’s well kept). Using quality lotion as your jerk-off lube is a smart move.